simply 2 glam 2 give a damn about your problems

theonyx:

dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

OK THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

(via multifandomsexual)

theonyx:

dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

OK THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

(via multifandomsexual)

fineapplepizza:

when people try to tell you basic facts about 1d and you can’t reveal that you’re 1d af so ur just like

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(via bluezarry)

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

(via blamehoranx)

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
real hacker:So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker:*types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker:But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker:I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker:What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker:Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker:I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker:*types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

(via rowenaravenclawesome)

lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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(via rowenaravenclawesome)

prettyemoji:

even olaf has more of an eyebrow game than me and he’s a snowmanimage

(Source: invades, via blamehoranx)

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