simply 2 glam 2 give a damn about your problems

xcinnin:

swanqueenandrizzles:

tarclis:

my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that

my sisters dad

have none of you heard of half siblings or

(Source: seasexual, via ilostmynameagain)

meanplastic:

I said no but i kept the ring

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

(via ilostmynameagain)

metalhearted:

“Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.” 
“It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.” 
― John Green
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