simply 2 glam 2 give a damn about your problems


i really don’t get people that go out and praise how open minded they are,and yet as soon as two people of the same sex have the slightest physical interaction,they start spreading rumours of them being gay and secretly fucking each’s nonsense.


a question i ask myself regularly


i wish john green was still alive so tomorrow he could make a youtube video addressing the rumor about how he choked on a chicken tender and died, but unfortunately that is just a far off dream. he will never make that video because he is gone forever. if only he would’ve lubed that tender up with some h. mustard

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